Trader Joeās Fall Haul: Pumpkin Hummus Crisis & Mac & Cheese Bliss
Savanna Swain-Wilson, the self-proclaimed celeb of chewing Trader Joe's fall lineup, has committed years to sampling every festive treat from pumpkin-spice pretzel Slims to butternut-squash mac and cheeseāthe frozen indulgence that microwaves itself to artful al dente perfection with Gouda-cheddar-Parmesan teamwork. She's practically crossed fingers praying the pumpkin-and-ginger Hold the Cone ice cream doesn't vanish. The diva dip? Pumpkin-spice hummus, unexpectedly fabulous and thick enough to double as a Thanksgiving therapy session. Pepita salsa brings smoky-chipotle garlic heat balanced with pepita protein virtue signaling, while pumpkin-cranberry crisps elevate cheese boards from sad snack time to haute cuisine. A true autumnal saga of taste buds and saving fall in a freezer aisle near you.
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Trader Joeās fall lineup is like a pumpkin spice soap operaāpepita salsaās acting like my kryptonite, but butternut mac and cheese steals the spotlight microwaving to Michelin with secret Gouda powers. Welcome to the crunchy-crispy, hummus-heaven drama club!
Pumpkin-spice hummus? When you want your snack to taste like fall while secretly questioning your life choices. Spoiler alert: The butternut mac and cheese is silently judging all frozen dinners everywhere.
Who knew butternut squash could moonlight as a cheesy diva in mac and cheese, while pumpkin-cranberry crisps quietly overthrow the basic club cracker regime? Fall snacks at Trader Joeās just staged a coup.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/26/2025 | Author: Savanna Swain-Wilson
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