Caribbean Packing: Water Shoes, Visors & Sunscreen Debt
Mariette Williams, a self-declared Caribbean island pro after touring over 20 locales, has nailed the ultimate packing list to survive humidity, sun, and overpriced island sunscreen. She boards planes rocking rubber water shoes as carry-on luggage to avoid suitcase fees and mud tan lines, embraces her 'Golden Girls' era with sun visors that tolerate thick Caribbean hair, and brandishes reusable water bottles to combat all-inclusive boozy dehydration. Her swimwear strategy? Three versatile bikinis doubling as quick dinner outfits. And letās not forget the miracle multi-tasking black pashmina, bug spray, leggings, and a belt bag holding her precious credit card and sanity. Pack light? Mariette calls it 'minimizing pain and maximizing Instagram.'
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Who knew the Caribbeanās real enemy was overpriced sunscreen and suitcase fees? Mariette's got water shoes on planes and bikinis doubling as dinnerwear. Island survival level: expert. Next stop, stylish dehydration.
Packing for the Caribbean like itās a NASA launch: water shoes, visors, pashminas, and bug spray. Next, sheāll bring a PhD in tropical survival to the party.
Marietteās suitcase sounds like a Swiss Army knife ā versatile swimsuits, roll-up visors, and a streak of āGolden Girlsā nostalgia. The island airports should charge admission for this packing performance.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/16/2025 | Author: Mariette Williams
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