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Travel Planner Reveals You Wreck Vacations by Booking Cheap Parking Lot Views

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  • •Kari Becker of Marvelous Mouse Travels specializes in booking all-inclusive vacations and spots common booking errors.
  • •She advises against booking the cheapest room with minimal views and suggests considering resorts in non-tropical places like Canada and Japan.
  • •Her recommendations include avoiding trips during hurricane season without insurance, not taking kids every time, and researching food quality before booking.

Kari Becker, professional vacation mastermind and all-inclusive trip wizard at Marvelous Mouse Travels, warns you against the classic mistakes that turn pricey tropical dreams into ‘what did I sign up for’ nightmares. Ditch the cheapest room, especially if you're eyeing that 'partial ocean view' that’s just a teasing sliver of blue, essentially blue-photooptosis by the trees. She advises considering $5000+ week-long splurges carefully — maybe skip a couple of days instead of enduring a parking lot panorama or a musty ground-floor swamp smell. Also, surprise, Canada and Japan have resorts too, not just palm trees! Don’t always take the kids (gasp!) — because adults-only is apparently a vacation for adults, really! Don’t just trust your friend’s rave about that poolside 'electric margarita', because maybe you want dinner that doesn’t taste like sadness. Oh, and $0 downpayment during hurricane season might get you cheap rates, but pack your patience along with travel insurance. Kari’s motto is: you can avoid these rookie mistakes, or you can cry into your fruit punch while staring at scaffolding.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 1/26/2026 | Author: Kari Becker