Cloth Napkins: Because Paper’s Just Too Rough, OK?
Once dismissed as 'Downton Abbey buffoonery,' cloth napkins are staging a quiet coup over our messy meals. The author proudly admits a lifelong love for these soft, reusable linens, noting that nothing beats a 'tiny tablecloth on the go' during turbulent flights or festive dinners. From fringed linen at Pottery Barn ($56 for four) to 'subtle yeehaw' block-printed napkins by Julie Peach ($58), options abound for every table tyrant and purse hoarder. These eco-friendly wipes are not just practical, they're described as 'highly practical and environmentally friendly'—and even make great gifts. Who knew wiping your fingers could feel so classy?
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Forget napkin fights — this is a full-blown textile rebellion. Cloth napkins: softer, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make your eating experience 47% less like sandpaper death.
If you think cloth napkins are fancy, just wait till you try to pretend you don’t have 37 of them crammed in your tote. Spoiler: you do.
Paper towels are basically the sandpaper of dining — glad to see people upgrading to something that won’t mime the Desert Effect while you eat.
Source: Eater | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: Francky Knapp
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