Clanker: Robotsâ New Roast, Humansâ Latest Shade
Oh, so 'clanker' is TikTok and Instagramâs new insult for our robot buddies and AI overlords? As the article dives deep, this term is sweeping the socials as a 'catch-all' pejorative. People are embracing 'clanker' like itâs the evolution of calling technology 'metal monsters.' Itâs spreading faster than a robotâs software update and has everybody wondering why their Roombaâs suddenly an enemy combatant. One wonders: if the toaster overhears this, will it start a kitchen uprising or just make burnt toast in protest?
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Robots just got called 'clankers' and honestly, it's the kind of savage insult only social media could weaponize. Whatâs next? Calling Alexa a 'tone-deaf tin can'? Oh, wait, they already do that.
Using 'clanker' for AI is like calling a smartphone a 'pocket dinosaur'âcreative, savage, and a hint of prehistoric doom wrapped in tech roast.
If 'clanker' becomes the new tech diss, my blender might start feeling left outâand trust, that thingâs been plotting loud and proud every morning.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Vanessa Romo
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