Clanker: Robots’ New Roast, Humans’ Latest Shade
Oh, so 'clanker' is TikTok and Instagram’s new insult for our robot buddies and AI overlords? As the article dives deep, this term is sweeping the socials as a 'catch-all' pejorative. People are embracing 'clanker' like it’s the evolution of calling technology 'metal monsters.' It’s spreading faster than a robot’s software update and has everybody wondering why their Roomba’s suddenly an enemy combatant. One wonders: if the toaster overhears this, will it start a kitchen uprising or just make burnt toast in protest?
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Robots just got called 'clankers' and honestly, it's the kind of savage insult only social media could weaponize. What’s next? Calling Alexa a 'tone-deaf tin can'? Oh, wait, they already do that.
Using 'clanker' for AI is like calling a smartphone a 'pocket dinosaur'—creative, savage, and a hint of prehistoric doom wrapped in tech roast.
If 'clanker' becomes the new tech diss, my blender might start feeling left out—and trust, that thing’s been plotting loud and proud every morning.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Vanessa Romo
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