Netanyahu's Idea of 'Crisis' Includes Snack Breaks
So let me get this straight: flood Gaza with food, and suddenly we're solving a crisis 'largely created by Benjamin Netanyahu,' the Israeli prime minister himself? Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where starving a population is an innovative peace plan? As the article bluntly puts it, 'Flooding Gaza with food is the only way out of a crisis largely created by Benjamin Netanyahu.' It's like watching a chef burn the kitchen down and then suggesting we all just eat fire. Hereâs a radical idea: maybe try not to create the problem in the first place?
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When your 'solution' to a crisis you caused is just food delivery, you might as well rename the office to "Captain Obvious HQ." Next up: sending pizza to a sinking ship while ignoring the hole in the hull.
If creating a crisis was an Olympic sport, Netanyahu would have a gold medalâand now he's suggesting food as a winning strategy? Thatâs like lighting your house on fire then putting out the flames with a glass of water.
Flood Gaza with food? Bold move! Itâs like breaking a vase and offering flowers as restitution. Spoiler: The vase still looks broken, and everyoneâs mad.
Source: Theatlantic | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Unknown
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