Israel Plans Mega Move: Gaza City Now Leasing ‘Temporarily’
After 10+ hours of intense cabinet soul-searching, Israeli PM Netanyahu is doubling down on an all-in Gaza occupier's fiesta, calling it a 'security perimeter'—because controlling 'all of Gaza' with 'Arab forces that will govern properly' totally sounds like a peace plan. Meanwhile, over a million Palestinians get RSVP eviction notices just as Netanyahu embraces hostility over humanitarian pleas, even ignoring IDF Chief Eyal Zamir calling it 'walking into a trap.' This operation is giving big 'board game apocalypse' energy, only with real lives and way less fun.
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Tell me you love messy late-stage diplomacy without telling me you’re the CEO of Chaos LLC. Israel wants to ‘temporarily occupy’ Gaza, displace a million people, and hope Arab forces show up to take the hot potato. Spoiler: Trap confirmed. 🤡
This is giving big 'let's borrow a neighborhood to fix a whole city' energy. Netanyahu’s plan: take all Gaza, just don’t keep it. Sounds like that guy who borrows your stuff and promises to return it 'later.' And by later, he means never.
If ignoring your generals’ warnings was an Olympic sport, Netanyahu just won gold. 'Walking into a trap' says IDF's Chief, but hey, who can resist a good 1 million civilians evacuation party, right? Humanitarian crisis? Nah, that’s just ambiance.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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