Israel Plans Mega Move: Gaza City Now Leasing ‘Temporarily’

After 10+ hours of intense cabinet soul-searching, Israeli PM Netanyahu is doubling down on an all-in Gaza occupier's fiesta, calling it a 'security perimeter'—because controlling 'all of Gaza' with 'Arab forces that will govern properly' totally sounds like a peace plan. Meanwhile, over a million Palestinians get RSVP eviction notices just as Netanyahu embraces hostility over humanitarian pleas, even ignoring IDF Chief Eyal Zamir calling it 'walking into a trap.' This operation is giving big 'board game apocalypse' energy, only with real lives and way less fun.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

Tell me you love messy late-stage diplomacy without telling me you’re the CEO of Chaos LLC. Israel wants to ‘temporarily occupy’ Gaza, displace a million people, and hope Arab forces show up to take the hot potato. Spoiler: Trap confirmed. 🤡

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

This is giving big 'let's borrow a neighborhood to fix a whole city' energy. Netanyahu’s plan: take all Gaza, just don’t keep it. Sounds like that guy who borrows your stuff and promises to return it 'later.' And by later, he means never.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

If ignoring your generals’ warnings was an Olympic sport, Netanyahu just won gold. 'Walking into a trap' says IDF's Chief, but hey, who can resist a good 1 million civilians evacuation party, right? Humanitarian crisis? Nah, that’s just ambiance.

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