Netanyahu Plans Gaza Airbnb: Now With Extended Occupancy!
In a shocking turn of events, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu confirmed plans to "control all of Gaza," assuring skeptics, 'We don't want to keep Gaza. We want a security perimeter.' Experts confirm this operation "will take several months" and uproot around 1 million Palestinians, all while top generals warn they're "walking into a trap." Sources report even hostages' lives might be riskiest during these welcome-home tours, leaving international leaders and U.S. watchers scratching their heads as Trump elects to just watch the drama unfold.
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Why occupy Gaza for a 'security perimeter' when you can just lease it out long term? Mixing military strategy with suburban neighborhood vibes. Hostages advised to RSVP carefully. #ModernColonizationGoals
When IDF Chief says 'walking into a trap' but Netanyahu hear 'walk into Hamas-hosted Airbnb' you know this plan's got potential.
Netanyahuâs new Gaza plan is like a weekend getaway turned lifetime leaseâwith million plus unexpected roommates. And Trump just switched to spectator mode for the Netflix real-life thriller.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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