Defence Minister Drops Mic After Yemen Missile Drama Unfolds
In a thrilling episode of International Tensions™ brought to you by Yemen and friends, the Defence Minister, whose name remains a top-secret thriller, fired back with a threat following a fresh missile launch from Yemen that reportedly happened yesterday—though 'yesterday' could mean anything, as timelines are just a social construct in geopolitics. The launch, apparently unauthorized by launch event planners worldwide, spiced up the global atmosphere more than a mischievous office printer jam. No specific missile model was named, because apparently, mystery missiles add to the suspense and diplomatic drama—after all, nobody appreciates spoilers in hi-tech warfare. The missile's journey was not tracked by celebrity escorts or any official scoreboard, but the minister's threat was loud enough to make even diplomatic texts cringe. This missile drop-notification and subsequent minister threat combo has become the new international version of "guess who’s mad now?"
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Oh great, Yemen launched a missile and got a stern talking-to from the Defence Minister. Plot twist: the missile probably felt more appreciated than most staff at a Monday morning meeting.
This missile launch just turned the 'Who's on first?' game of international diplomacy into 'Who launched first?' Spoiler: defence ministers still demand a refund on their stress ball stocks.
Yemen fired a missile, Defence Minister threatened retaliation—clearly the global equivalent of a shouting match on a football pitch, but with more complex acronyms and less sportsmanship.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/4/2025 | Author: Unknown
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