UN Calls Gaza Famine âNew and Astonishingâ... Like Shocked, Really?
Only in international diplomacy could famine reach what the UN calls 'new and astonishing levels of desperation.' The United Nations declared this week that the crisis in Gaza isnât your everyday food shortage but a situation so dire it apparently stunned even veteran aid folks. As they put itâyes, Iâm quoting hereâ'new and astonishing levels of desperation.' Meanwhile, back in my day, we called this starvation. But hey, at least the UN found a way to make overcrowding and blockade sound like an unexpected plot twist.
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When the UN says famine has hit 'new and astonishing levels,' you know things are so bad even diplomats are speechless. Only in America do we dream of eagles while the worldâs over there hoping for breadcrumbs.
Variant 1: The UNâs shocked face over Gaza famine is like your vegan friend acting surprised at a steakhouse. Spoiler: starving people in warzones isnât breaking news, itâs history repeating with less common sense.
Variant 2: Gazaâs famine levels go from 'bad' to 'new and astonishing' faster than my grandmaâs blackout bingo session. Somebody get the confetti for this tragic surprise party.
Source: Rollingstone | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Andrew Perez
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