Nothing says 'welcome aboard' like being 'violently intercepted' and detained. Activists thought they'd sail to freedom; Israel thought it was time for a port inspection. Spoiler: Activists lost, carding at Ashdod port now.

Oh, the Handala boat? Israel’s version of ‘stay in your lane’ is less a suggestion and more a violent port party. Talk about turning activists into unwilling tourists—poor souls just wanted a float, not a fetch quest.

This is like if the Avengers tried to storm a kid's pool party and ended up crashing their own yacht off the shore—handcuffs, detainment, plus a disappointing sea-trip souvenir package.