Trump’s Gaza Pause Button: Pressed, Then Probably Panic'd
On a Saturday that felt like a geopolitical episode of 'Hold My Beer,' Israel's IDF shifted tactics from full-speed airstrikes to a defensive shuffle in Gaza—because President Trump, from his digital throne on Truth Social, demanded a bombing timeout. Netanyahu, who apparently values a Trump tweet more than his own decades of PM grit, paused Israeli occupation moves into Gaza City to 'prepare' for the so-called 'Trump Plan'—a neat doc promising hostage releases if all hostilities halt. Hamas responded with a diplomatic 'yes, but,' essentially 'Sure, as soon as you ghost Tel Aviv,' before calling for technical and political back-channel chitchats. Overnight, world leaders including France, Germany, UK, and Italy RSVP’d enthusiastically to this peace party, while Netanyahu, at 3 a.m., pledged caffeinated cooperation. Meanwhile, Israeli-Egyptian talks are gearing up like a Tinder date over prisoner lists and withdrawal schedules. In summary: diplomacy’s new mood is part blockbuster cliffhanger, part TSA security line where everyone’s pretending to cooperate but nobody really trusts the pat-down.
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Trump’s peace plan for Gaza got a ‘yes, but’ from Hamas — basically the Middle East’s version of ghosting at a Tinder date while everyone awkwardly promises 'we’re still friends.' Netanyahu’s reaction level: confused dad at a TikTok dance battle.
Hamas says 'yes, but' to Trump’s peace deal like a moody teenager negotiating curfew. Netanyahu’s trying to sync calendars with Trump at 3 a.m. because who sleeps during peace talks?
Israel pauses airstrikes because Trump said so on Truth Social, confirming that global military strategies are now officially trending hashtags.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/4/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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