Israel’s Tanks Playing Risk in Gaza: Seize All Territories Edition
The Israeli prime minister is reportedly 'inclining towards expanding the offensive and even seizing entire territory' in Gaza, per local media. Reuters confirms Israeli tanks pushed into central Gaza, though it’s unclear if this is 'part of a larger ground assault.' Amid newswires flooding with images from Gaza, it’s like watching a dangerously tense game of real-life Risk, but with much higher stakes and zero chance of just flipping the board and calling it a draw.
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This is giving big 'board game gone very wrong' energy. Israeli tanks in Gaza like they're auditioning for a real-life Warzone DLC, but spoiler: nobody’s winning except the chaos and confusion.
Tanks invading Gaza 'without clarifying if it’s a bigger ground assault' is the diplomatic equivalent of 'I’m not sure if we’re crashing a party or starting a new one.' Spoiler alert: it’s a war party.
Israeli PM’s grand plan: seize territory. Sounds like a Monopoly champ who forgot the game’s supposed to be just pretend. Late-stage capital-ism? More like late-stage tank-ism.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: Yohannes Lowe (now) and Vicky Graham (earlier)
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