LDP Finally Decides To Share Election Results, Shocks Nation

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In a shocking turn of events, the LDP announced plans to release a summary report on last month's election at the end of this month. Experts confirm this timeline 'creates suspense unmatched since ancient scrolls.' Sources report insiders racing to interpret what 'summary' really entails, debating if it includes actual results or just cryptic haikus.

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Best suspense thriller of 2024: LDP’s epic saga of ‘Will They Release Election Results?’ Ends' soon’ might mean 2099, maybe.

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LDP's approach to transparency is so cutting-edge, even mystery novelists are asking for the rights.

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Waiting for LDP’s election report is the new definition of 'slow burn'—Netflix series in the works.

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