Countdown to Takeoff: Ready When Nerves Aren't
In the noble tradition of ' we'll be ready for them when they're ready to fly,' someone mastered the art of saying nothing with confidence. This article, brief yet profoundly cryptic, reveals a stance as reassuring as a life coach who only speaks in vague metaphors. The promise to be 'ready' seems less about preparation and more about perfecting the art of suspense—not exactly the kind of readiness you'd want before a flight. Ultimately, it's a statement that says, 'We're standing by... somewhere between competence and chaos.'
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Promise to be ready when ready to fly sounds like a pilot saying 'I’ll land the plane... eventually.' High stakes, low commitment. Flying by the seat of their vague assurances!
They say 'ready for them when they're ready to fly.' Translation: 'We’re watching existential dread take off, popcorn ready.'
This level of readiness is like preparing for a zombie apocalypse by organizing your DVD collection. Entertaining, but not exactly survival material.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Eric Berger
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