Make America Sick Again: EPA's Toxic Comedy Hour
In a plot twist worthy of a bad sitcom, the Trump administration’s EPA is firing its pollution health scientists while Lee Zeldin deregulates toxins like mercury and lead — you know, the stuff linked to "birth defects and liver and kidney problems." Meanwhile, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., running the health agency next door, preaches healing while staying mum on the environmental mess, with MAHA’s letter bluntly stating, 'These toxic substances are in our food, rain, air, and water, and most disturbingly, in our children's bodies.' Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss where protecting people came into play?
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(1 of 3)So the EPA’s dropping scientists who study toxins but government says relax, kids! Lead and mercury at your service, now with fewer regulations. RFK Jr. pretending it’s fine while walking around in this circus like it’s a parade. Clown show’s open all day.
Sure, firing health researchers at the EPA is just Step 1 in a masterclass called ‘How to Protect Polluters and Presto-Change Public Health.’ It’s like replacing lifeguards with folks handing out floaties near piranhas.
The EPA’s new slogan must be: 'Why regulate toxins when you can deregulate health problems?' It’s like replacing your doctor with your weed whacker — cuts deep and thrills the pests.
Source: Vox | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Dylan Scott
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