Magnesium Lotion: Influencers’ Sleep Hack or Skin-Deep Scam?
Social media stars have been glorifying magnesium lotions as the miracle bedtime elixir that yoinks you from counting sheep to nirvana faster than you can say 'goodnight.' Yet, science—a.k.a. the party-pooper—says there's honestly little to no evidence that rubbing magnesium on your epidermis does squat for sleep. It’s like slathering on dreams but waking in reality’s dull embrace. Despite the flaky support, influencers keep flogging these lotions in a grand magnesium beauty pageant that’s more hopeful placebo than proven remedy. Spoiler: This ain’t Netflix’s latest binge hit, just woke wellness-wrangling gone lotion-crazy!
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Influencers selling magnesium lotion as a sleep miracle got science scratching its head. Next: rubbing sleep on your face like it’s lotion-powered magic. Spoiler alert: it’s closer to a bedtime bedtime story than a breakthrough.
Who knew bedtime miracles came in lotion form? Apparently rubbing magnesium on skin is tonight’s science fiction. Grab popcorn, put on your skeptical shades, and enjoy the placebo parade.
If chanting influencers on magnesium lotion worked for sleep, insomnia would be extinct. Spoiler: Science says rubbing doesn’t guarantee snoozing. But hey, cash flows and dreams sell, right?
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/15/2025 | Author: Katia Riddle
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