Baghdad vs. Kurdistan: Export Drama Hotter Than Reality TV
In the plot twist of the year, Baghdad and Kurdistan decided to turn export control into the world’s least chill showdown. The hot potato? Their precious lucrative exports, which caused more tension than a family dinner at Thanksgiving. Without naming specific companies or numbers—because who needs clarity when you have decades of political spice—the power tussle reveals a classic case of 'my pipeline, your pipeline, everybody fights over the oil pipeline.' Forget Marvel—they've been trying to share control over who profits since forever, making this less an economic dispute and more a saga of geopolitical sibling rivalry.
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When Baghdad and Kurdistan fight over exports, you know it’s less ‘unique partnership’ and more ‘siblings fighting for the last slice of geopolitical pizza.’ Someone call the UN, or at least hand out popcorn.
Baghdad and Kurdistan’s export wars are proof politics is just expensive family drama with bad Wi-Fi.
Who needs Game of Thrones when Baghdad and Kurdistan make export control look like a reality soap opera?
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/27/2025 | Author: Unknown
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