Iranian Judge's Coffee Break a Little Too Competitive
In a plot twist no one saw except probably Mossad, Iranian judiciary's news outlet Mizan reported Rouzbeh Vadi 'relayed classified information to Israel's Mossad.' Yep, leaking secrets like your uncle leaks barbecue sauce at family dinners. The headline screams âcloak and daggerâ but really sounds like someone forgot which group chat they were texting. Because if there's anything more delicate than classified info, itâs choosing the right espionage gossip buds. Bravo, Rouzbeh, for reminding us that sharing secrets is so 007 but also so 404 Brain Not Found.
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Spilling classified tea to Mossad? Rouzbeh Vadi treating national security like 'who can RSVP fastest to spy-party.' Someone get this guy a tutorial on 'Keep Your Secrets 101.'
Sure, sharing secrets with Mossad is bold but come on Rouzbeh, even group chats have an unmute button. Privacy is the new black, catch up!
Rouzbeh Vadi just gave new meaning to 'leak season,' proving once again some people turn 'top secret' into 'top public.' Hollywood wants you for action flick or comedy?
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Unknown
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