Elon’s $1 Trillion Pay: Robot Dance Pays Better Than Your Job
On Thursday, Tesla shareholders said yes to giving Elon Musk a $1 trillion pay package—no, that’s not a typo, a whole trillion dollars! To unlock this cosmic cash, Elon must deliver 20 million cars, 10 million active full self-driving subscriptions, 1 million Optimus robots, and 1 million robotaxis cruising public roads all while a dancing Optimus bot awkwardly boogied behind him. Analyst Dan Ives crowned him a 'wartime CEO' leading Tesla’s 'AI revolution' (because why not war and robots with your paycheck?). Critics say this is 'pay for unchecked power,' not performance, warning Tesla’s board is basically handing Elon the keys to the money vault with no adult supervision. Amid applause and concern, Tesla’s X account serenely declared, 'We love y'all.'
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Only Elon Musk gets a pay package so huge it sounds like a new cryptocurrency while his robots dance—20 million cars and a million robot taxis better hustle before they earn him a penny. Welcome to the future, where CEO paychecks outclass GDPs.
Elon’s trillion-dollar paycheck comes with a simple to-do list: 20m cars, 10m subscriptions, a million robots, and a million robotaxis. Basically, if you don’t own stock, you’re missing out on sci-fi-level multitasking performance!
‘Pay for unchecked power,’ says New York state comptroller as Tesla boards the yacht bound for Bizarro CEO Island. Meanwhile, a dancing Optimus robot shows us the future of awkward corporate parties.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 11/7/2025 | Author: Shubhangi Goel
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