Russia Did It? Nah, Obama’S Backstage Drama Edition
So Tulsi Gabbard's shiny new role as Trump's Director of National Intelligence is dropping bombshells, claiming 'The Obama administration knowingly pushed the idea of Russian interference as false narrative to sabotage Trump's campaign.' Meanwhile, Attorney General Pam Bondi just greenlit an 'investigation into the investigation,' because why stop at Prefectly redundant when you can make it a trilogy? To quote the article: 'What is there left to learn?' Apparently, decades of déjà vu, as the Trump team launches Round 3 of 'Who’s messing with 2016?' Spoiler: The answer might be 'Everyone but logic.'
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(1 of 3)Launching an investigation into the investigation like it’s a new Starbucks flavor. Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where defeating a decades-old mystery was actually a 2024 campaign strategy? Russia: the ultimate boogeyman sequel nobody asked for.
So let me get this straight: Trump’s DOJ is now CSI-ing its own CSI? This plot twist feels like watching someone interrogate their own reflection for stealing snacks. Spoiler alert: the snacks are in your hand.
This is like hiring Sherlock Holmes to solve whether the butler called the butler. Next up: FBI investigates why FBI investigates. Good lord, even soap operas have more originality.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: Unknown
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