Ex-Abe Faction Demands Conservative Ad Blitz, Chaos Ensues
In a true display of political clarity, some party members formerly of the 'now-defunct Abe faction' insist that the group should "more actively advertise conservative policies." This calls to mind a certain nostalgic urge for messagingābecause who wouldnāt want to revive a faction that has officially folded? The calls peeled out like a retired rock band announcing a farewell tour that no one asked for. Advocates are eager to see these conservative ideals hit the spotlight harder than Abeās shadow looming over the partyās current identity crisis.
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When your factionās so extinct that the only announcement is 'please advertise more,' you know politics is just a themed costume party looking for a better playlist.
Nothing says 'we're serious about change' quite like begging to advertise what your group stood for before it dissolved. Bring popcorn for this nostalgia ad campaign.
Ex-Abe faction wants more conservative adsābecause if youāre going out of business, why not go out with some very targeted marketing budgets?
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/17/2025 | Author: Unknown
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