Intel's New Custom Chip Squad: Outsiders, Beware! 👾
In a dazzling display of 'we've really gotta think outside the transistor,' Intel has announced their brand-new central engineering group dedicated to custom chip creation for outside customers. No dates, no dollar signs, just pure mystery silicon magic coming from Intel's unknown location. It's like Intel is launching secret agent chips for anyone brave enough to ask. This new team is presumably ready to engineer wild dreams into tiny silicon brains because apparently, the chip world needed more centralized focus, even if the details are nowhere to be seen. Talk about engineering suspense!
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Intel forming a secret squad to build custom chips for strangers sounds less like tech innovation and more like a silicon spy thriller without a script or budget.
Intel’s new one-stop-chip-shop is like a chef opening a mystery kitchen where you bring your own recipe and hope for the best dish.
Custom chips for outsiders by Intel? Silicon Valley just invented the ultimate hardware freelance gig economy.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/8/2025 | Author: Rebecca Szkutak
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