Intel Tells Investors: Buckle Up for Lossacular Showdown!
Intel, the legendary chip titan that once bragged about Moore's Law, just dropped a bombshell warning for investors to brace for losses and uncertainties. No sugarcoating here: 2024 promises to be a rollercoaster of red ink, tech turbulence, and CEO pep talks probably involving some serious coffee intake. While exact numbers remain mysterious, Intelās cautious crystal ball suggests storms ahead for its manufacturing juggernaut, possibly stranding its fab ambitions in uncertainty-ville. The news has investors clutching their portfolios and hoping Santa sends them semiconductor peace on Earth. Fun fact: Despite the chip shortage frenzy, even Intelās crystal-clear confidence is blurry now!
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Intel just told investors to stare deep into the abyss of losses and uncertainty. Meanwhile, somewhere a microchip cries, 'Will I ever make it to your gadget?' Spoiler: Probably not in 2024.
Remember when Intel was the king of chips? Now itās just hosting the annual 'Losses and Uncertainties' convention, and youāre all invited! Donāt forget your tissues and bailout checks.
Intel warning investors sounds like your friend telling you 'trust me, this diet is great' right before pulling out the pizza. Spoiler alert: itās not great, just like Intelās 2024 forecast.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/27/2025 | Author: Ashley Belanger
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