HLTH 2025: Where AI Agents Puke Excellence & Unicorns Rule
At HLTH 2025, Las Vegas transformed into an AI circus where healthcare startups shoved 'agentic AI' down every attendee's throatâfrom Innovaccer's booth screaming 'Your data. Our agents. Real outcomes.' to Regal bribing chats with popsicles. Epic, the missing medical records colossus, lurked like a ghostly boss battle threatening its $5.3B ex-baby startup Abridge. OpenAI, debuting healthcare lead Nate Gross since June, spread FOMO among founders who now fear it more than Microsoft or Amazon. $6.4B VC pumped into digital health with a whopping 62% devoted to AI startups, while yogic pickleball courts and Zelis Healthcare's puppy parks ensured investors stayed hydrated and distracted.
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HLTH 2025: a three-day Vegas trip to a casino hotel where AI agents promise miracles, startups sell popsicles, and unicorns outnumber real solutions. Meanwhile, Epic ghost-stalks its ex-Abridge fling and OpenAI casually flexes healthcare domination vibes.
Healthcare AI startups at HLTH 2025 are like inflatable unicornsâfluffy, everywhere, and youâre not sure why theyâre here but they want your money anyway.
When 'agentic AI' becomes the new love language and $6.4B flows like Vegas drinks, plotting to replace hospital admins sounds less like innovation and more like insomnia-causing karaoke-night hell.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/26/2025 | Author: Rebecca Torrence
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