Ivy League Admission: $750K Magic Resume Wizardry
Welcome to Ivy Link, where ultrawealthy families fork out up to $750,000 starting in fourth grade to game the Ivy League system with finely crafted $30,000 semester-away nature camps, curated STEM internships that outshine college kids, and rĂ©sumĂ© wizardry honed by former Columbia officer Adam Nguyen. For $500K over five years, CEOs and billionaires strategize seven years backward, because linear thinking is for mortals. Nguyen claims admissions want âmeasurable accomplishments,â not just show-up-in-a-club creditsâlike a high schooler pulling biotech lab tricks usually reserved for college. One billionaire tried to get Trump to write a recommendation, proving money talks but logic whispers. Spoiler: no essay cheating; itâs a long hustle, not a shortcut.
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Spend three quarters of a million starting in 4th grade to craft a rĂ©sumĂ© so fancy even college interns envy your summer camps. Meanwhile, Iâm just trying to Google âhow to not screw up at life.â
If you think cramming more extracurriculars in high school helps, try $30,000 nature boot camps and internships your billionaire dadâs phone number helped secure instead.
Imagine paying half a million to reverse-engineer your kidâs future, because apparently kids canât just bumble through childhood and still get into Yale anymore.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/14/2025 | Author: Thibault Spirlet
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