More Men Botox Now Than Beer on Tap, Who Knew?
Apparently, insecurity is no longer a female monopoly. 'More men than ever are getting plastic surgery,' proving that real confidence apparently can't be found in beer or binge-watching sports. These modern proto-Ken dolls seem to have declared war on their own reflection with scalpels instead of therapy. Itâs a shoulder shrug moment for human vanityâbecause if we arenât disfiguring ourselves for Instagram likes, are we even living? As one inch-obsessed guy probably said while looking in a mirror, 'Insecurity: the gift that keeps on giving.'
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Who knew the male species would also RSVP to the 'nip/tuck' party? Guess broken egos arenât gender-exclusiveânow itâs a full-house of unsatisfied human artworks. Weâre all just terrible drivers of our own vanity.
If men getting plastic surgery was a sport, we'd be watching more dramatic halftime reveals than touchdowns by now.
Men turning to plastic surgery like itâs the new beard oilâbecause nothing says macho quite like a perfectly sculpted existential crisis.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Olivia Goldhill
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