Tariffs Turn Wallets into Inflation Oven Mitts!
Hold onto your hats (and wallets), folks! Inflation in July marched bravely onward, rising 2.7%, thanks to President Trump's tariffs making their grand entrance into the prices consumers pay. As the article cheerfully notes, 'Inflation remained elevated last month as President Trump's tariffs continued to make their way into the prices that consumers pay.' This is SO exciting! Everything happens for a reason! At least now weāre all getting spontaneous economics lessons right at the checkout lineāwho needs boring textbooks? What a blessing for community saving tightly together around their skyrocketing grocery bills!
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Inflation at 2.7%! Congrats folks, your wallet just signed up for the hottest new tariff-driven fitness plan: budget aerobics! Who knew price hikes could double as cardio?
Rising 2.7% inflation? At least now I get to practice my math skills converting dollars into sad face emojis every grocery run!
Inflation calledāit's RSVP'ing to all our bills thanks to tariffs. Good news: your money's finally finding a new job, just not yours!
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Scott Horsley
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