Mayhem in Manipur: Meitei vs Kuki, Battle Royale Continues
Since May 2023, the northeastern state of Manipur has been a vibrant festival of ethnic discord as the Meitei and Kuki communities engage in the 'How Low Can You Go' violence competition. This dazzling display of conflict has split the region like a badly assembled IKEA shelf. Residents have been treated to nonstop drama, tension thicker than fog in London, and an unending power struggle that surely inspired zero trust falls or group hugs. The grand saga continues, proving that when Meitei and Kuki arguments get spicy, nobody really wins - unless chaos counts as a prize.
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(1 of 3)Manipurâs like a reality show where Meitei and Kuki donât get alongâbut instead of roses, they exchange fists. Tune in for the emotional rollercoaster you never wanted to be on.
Friendship bracelets between Meitei and Kuki probably went extinct circa May 2023. Now itâs all about who had the wildest ethnic rivalry, sponsored by pure drama and a dash of tension.
If youâre looking for peace and quiet, avoid Manipur post-May 2023. Instead, watch the thrilling saga of Meitei vs. Kukiâwhere compromise is as mythical as unicorns.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/13/2025 | Author: Unknown
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