Modi Plans 12x Nuclear Power: Earth’s New Glow-Up!
India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi isn’t messing around—his government aims to "expand nuclear power production capacity by 12 times by 2047." That’s a glow-up so powerful even the founding fathers would squint at their smoky lanterns in awe. Back in my day, we called this aiming for the stars, but Modi’s shooting for the sun! Expanding nuclear power twelvefold isn’t just planning; it's a freedom-powered, eagle-approved sprint toward energy independence one atomic boom at a time.
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Only in a world obsessed with virtue signaling do we cheer on a 12x nuclear boost like it’s the new freedom hymn. Meanwhile, the rest of us just want electricity that doesn't cancel itself out!
Modi’s nuclear plans make your granny’s morning booster shot look like a lukewarm tea party. Meanwhile, bureaucrats debate the decimal on caffeine intake.
If Modi’s government was a reality show, it’d be called 'Nuclear Power and Chill: 12x Edition.' Spoiler alert: It’s lit brighter than your neighbor’s freedom flag on 4th of July.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Unknown
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