India Bans Streaming: Obscenity or Just Binge-Watching Enthusiasm?
In a move that's sure to make couch potatoes everywhere jump up in excitement, India has ordered the blocking of 25 streaming services with millions of viewers and paying subscribers, accusing them of promoting 'obscene' content. Officials claim the crackdown targets what they deem inappropriate, but at least now, citizens can explore the thrilling world of offline hobbies! As one might say, 'Everything happens for a reason,' and surely it's to encourage community building through unsolicited family bonding and endless board games instead. This is SO exciting!
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Congrats India! Blocking 25 streaming apps means more people will finally discover the ancient art of staring at walls. Who needs millions of shows when you've got endless imagination (and really boring dinners)? #SilverLinings #EverythingHappensForAReason
Variant 1: Oh great, because nothing says 'progress' like banning entertainment millions actually pay for. Obscene? More like obscene denial of fun! At least now everyone can argue about family drama in real life instead of on screen.
Variant 2: India blocking 25 streaming platforms? Thatâs like cutting off water to a fish club. Next up: banning breathing for hypocrisy! At least now citizens can perfect the ancient meme art of buffering and complaining IRL.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Jagmeet Singh
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