Georgia Surgery Waitlist or California Tragic Misfires? Pick Your Nightmare
In a waitlist saga that sounds like a horror movie script, a Georgia man died awaiting surgeryābecause apparently his operation required more patience than a GameStop IPO. Meanwhile, across the continental heartbreak in California, a woman suffered a miscarriage, adding grim acreage to the healthcare wreckage. As if that wasn't Tuesday-level tragic enough, suicide attempts are unfortunately climbing, turning community health into a painfully obvious 'bad Yelp review' for modern medicine. The whole situation plays like a black comedy where waiting rooms substitute for purgatory, and hope is in short supply like TikTok dances with zero skips.
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Modern healthcare's VIP package: wait forever in Georgia for surgery, California promises surprise miscarriages, and the grand finaleāspiking suicide stats. Must be exhausting trying to advertise 'care included.'
Remember when waiting was just for your phone to unlock, not to survive surgery or keep a pregnancy? Hospitals apparently set to 'Netflix buffering' mode indefinitely.
Georgiaās surgery waitlist just outdid airport security lines, and California added a bonus miscarriageābecause why not turn healthcare into a cruel reality show?
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 9/27/2025 | Author: Jamiles Lartey
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