ICE Targets Expert Foreign Workers, U.S. Factory Plans Freeze
In a plot twist that would make even a soap opera writer wince, ICE decided to raid expert foreign factory workers just as U.S. manufacturing tries to throw a lifeline to its gasping factories. These highly skilled specialists — the Adam Sandlers of assembly lines — are reportedly the secret sauce for new plant setups. Now imagine sending in a SWAT team to kidnap your only master chef mid-cook-off. That’s the genius strategy unfolding here. While America dreams of 'Made in USA' stickers, ICE’s timing is about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine.
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Nothing says 'boost American manufacturing' like scaring off the very expert foreign workers who keep factories alive. It’s like inviting guests then kicking them out for learning the recipes.
New policy idea: to fix factory shortages, first raid all the expert foreign workers. Certainly the fastest way to speed up production, right?
When ICE raids the very folks who can build new factories, it’s clear we’re running US industry like a sitcom written by people trying to tank America.
Source: Grist | Published: 9/10/2025 | Author: Emily Jones
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