Tech Guys Finally Upgrade From 'Ripped Comic-Con Tee' Chic
Amanda Massi, personal stylist to the Silicon Valley sartorially challenged, reveals the shocking truth: tech men want to look 'silent, confident, and polished' without looking like they tried. When clients say things like 'I donât have time to put on a belt,' itâs clear the race to IPO includes slipping on loafers without fuss. Massi suggests a knit T-shirt instead of cotton (because apparently, spaghetti code is less messy than cotton sweat), and raw denim instead of stretchâ'because you donât want your jeans hugging places they shouldnât.' Even Steve Jobs-level basics get an upgrade.
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(1 of 3)Tech bros say 'I don't care what I wear,' then call a stylist to not look like a Comic Con dropout. Proof weâre all just terrible drivers of our own fashion lives.
The tech eliteâs uniform is now 'I want to look like I tried, but only a little.' Loafers > laces, knit tees > cotton shirts. Next up: demand for pants without butt-hugging features. Behold the evolution of the lazy power suit.
Forget hacking code, the real startup grind is upgrading from the Zuckerberg hoodie to something less droopy after 12 hours at a keyboard. Raw denim: because hobbit jeans just donât scream 'million-dollar investor'.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/9/2025 | Author: Kelsey Vlamis
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