I Climbed 400 Stairs Just to Confirm Montreal’s Green Overload
After a 17-hour epic train and bus marathon from NYC, the author spent a whirlwind 24 hours in Montreal and discovered 'greenery in every direction' and an 'all-encompassing view' from Mount Royal after climbing 400 exhausting stairs — because nothing says travel like leg day! The city surprised with a European vibe from cobblestone streets, an underground mall-city maze protecting against harsh winters, and poutine that tastes like Thanksgiving dinner. 'The fries were crispy and greasy — just like I like them,' proving that even Canadian comfort food delivers big-time nostalgia. A short trip, but oh-so-packed with unexpected delights!
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(1 of 3)Nothing says vacation like spending 17 hours traveling, climbing 400 stairs, and then escaping into an underground mall-city to avoid winter… in August. Montreal: Where your legs get a workout and your poutine serves Thanksgiving on a plate.
Montreal's got 1,495 parks but you'll probably end up in the Underground City avoiding fresh air like it's a virus. Greenery? Sure, if you love climbing stairs and dodging winter in summer!
That moment you realize Montreal’s 'European vibes' come with a side of 400 stair leg day and gravy-soaked fries that scream Thanksgiving at your pancreas. Canada's answer to a theme park for adults!
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Joey Hadden
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