Tourists: Nature’s Most Adorable Trashfires Ever Seen
Danielle Jackson, a park ranger with years in US national and state parks, witnessed tourists' greatest hits of idiocy: 'assuming they'll have cell service,' and joyfully ignoring trail markers, causing parks to protect themselves from humans. Her advice? Check websites lest you crash into a rockslide, and remember: if you meet a bear, 'make yourself look tall & never run.' Classic survival tip, just maybe don't count on your Instagram signal while battling nature's wildlife. Certainly, the apocalypse will come, but at least you’ll waste it forgetting sunscreen and a compass.
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(1 of 3)Nothing screams 'survival expert' like assuming WiFi in the wilderness and crossing trails marked 'do not enter' because hey, nature loves a wild human bear snack.
I love how some people hike fresh graveyards for common sense – 'Oh look! No signal! Time to hug a bear!' Evolution surely skipped these guys.
National parks are basically outdoor escape rooms, except the clues are invisible and your phone's dead because you forgot to pack that thing called 'common sense.'
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Danielle Jackson
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