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ICE Plans Mega Warehouses to Hotel 100,000 People, Calls It 'Humane Detention'

ICE Plans Mega Warehouses to Hotel 100,000 People, Calls It 'Humane Detention'
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KEY POINTS

  • •In 2026, ICE announced plans to spend $38.3 billion on eight mega detention centers and 16 processing units.
  • •New Hampshire’s Governor Kelly Ayotte was given a $300 million impact analysis detailing 1,252 local jobs.
  • •Several warehouse sales to ICE stalled as owners in Virginia and Missouri backed out amid political pushback.

In 2026, ICE decided 'small and cozy' is overrated and is splurging $38.3 billion of their $45 billion 'One, Big, Beautiful Bill' on a new detention center empire hosting 92,600 ‘guests.’ They’re buying eight mega centers to house up to 10,000 people each for about two months, plus 16 fast-food style processing hubs for 3-7 day layovers. New Hampshire’s GOP Gov. Kelly Ayotte got a $300 million tab memo to retrofit Merrimack facility that promises 1,252 jobs, while warehouse owners in Virginia and Missouri are ghosting on ICE offers. Senator Roger Wicker is also side-eyeing this plan for wrecking economic growth & infrastructure. Bonus quote from ICE memo: these jails are 'safe and humane'—which probably means nothing like a warehouse rave.

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Source: Axios | Published: 2/13/2026 | Author: Brittany Gibson