Criminals Beware: Clean Records Now Deportable Too!
Since January, the administration's immigration sweep has upgraded from targeting actual criminals to, in fact, catching 'many people with little or no criminal record.' It's a precision dragnet that seems to have confused 'criminal' with 'person.' By broadening the deportation scope, officials might have accidentally invented a new offense: existing without criminal history.
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(1 of 3)Congrats to the administration for redefining 'criminal' as anyone they find inconvenient. Apparently, your spotless record is now the hottest deportation ticket in town.
Looks like the only crime you need to commit now is showing up with clean papers. Immigration’s latest game: Catch 'Em All, no badges needed.
Admin: 'We’re targeting criminals.' Also admin: 'Unless you’re innocent, you’re definitely on the list.' Deportation or witness protection? Hard to tell.
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: Christie Thompson
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