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Hungary's Cobblestones & Umbrellas: Escape Budapest’s Basic Crisis

Welcome to Hungary, where Budapest's Danube cruises, ruin bars, and Ferris wheels could keep you zombified for a week, but apparently the *real* gems are towns your GPS has never heard of. Like Szentendre—chock full of rainbow umbrella alleys ready to poke your eye out and deck chairs at Kacsakő Bisztró where locals sip elderflower mead and the husband guzzles lavender rose spritz like cocktails are medicinal. Then there’s Hollókő, a fairytale village so whitewashed it could blind you in spring, famous for deep-fried flatbread (lángos) and chimney cake (kürtőskalács)—because who needs kale? Tokaj wines will sweet-talk your liver about Tokaji Aszú, while Tihany boasts an 11th-century Benedictine Abbey and a spot called Echo Hill that practically begs you to scream at conservationists. Finally, Tapolca dazzles with koi fish staircases and underground boat tours, proving Hungary isn’t just paprika and pogácsa. Remember, all these charming distractions sit just hours from Budapest, meaning you can escape the tourist chaos and pretend you ‘discovered’ Hungary before Instagram did.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/6/2025 | Author: Emese Maczko