B-2 Bomber: The $2B Flying Stealth Puzzle Piece
The National Museum of the US Air Force proudly exhibits the only publicly viewable B-2 Spirit stealth bomber—except this one never actually flew. Shipped in pieces and reassembled over three years, it’s 'one of the world's largest jigsaw puzzles,' according to the museum director. This $2 billion flying stealth wonder houses remnants from brutal ground tests, like wing patches showing where it 'failed' at 139% stress but still 'passed at 161%.' Technicians even tagged it with 'Fire & Ice' nose art after 1,000 hours of temperature tests. The plane’s name? 'Spirit of Freedom,' because, why not?
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When your $2 billion stealth bomber spends more time in puzzles and climate tests than flying, you know you’ve achieved peak military cosplay. It's the ultimate metal patchwork quilt with 'spirit,' and a side of 'fire & ice.'
Who knew the B-2 Spirit spent less time flying and more time playing the world's priciest jigsaw puzzle? These 'ground-tested' patches scream toughness or just really expensive duct tape.
The B-2 bomber’s environmental test motto: 'I came, I froze, I melted, and I still looked cool.' Remind me to send my winter jacket to Eglin Air Force Base.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/9/2025 | Author: Talia Lakritz
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