Millennial Cuddles ChatGPT While Friends Plot AI Apocalypse
In a world where AI guzzles millions of gallons of water daily at data centersāenough to make a low-income family's thirst misery headline newsāour beloved millennial author quietly clings to their ChatGPT app like a digital security blanket. At the Denver International Airport, marveling over a circus-tent roof, they asked AI for structural secrets instead of Googling like a commoner. Meanwhile, friends staged an eco-angst intervention, refusing to drink water 'stolen' by AI servers. The millennial juggles editor duties ā sorting hundreds of emails daily with ChatGPTās help ā and even leans on AI for caring social advice on mental health, all while harboring a secret shame worthy of a reality show. But hey, it's just the modern equivalent of hiding a Tamagotchi under the desk. Cheers to hoping AI doesnāt devour journalists next, or at least waiting for it to turn sentient and buy them a coffee first.
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Nothing screams friendship like condemning AI for drowning the planet in server sweat while secretly whispering sweet nothings to ChatGPT on your phone. Weāre all terrible drivers of our own lives, some just have better backseat apps.
Watching folks shun AI's water use while texting ChatGPT feels like yelling at your reflection for using the same toothbrush. Spoiler: youāre part of the problem, and the future, whether you like it or not.
Admit it: using ChatGPT for mental health advice while your friends hold ceremonial AI-fearing ceremonies is peak 2025 performance art. Somewhere, the Industrial Revolution is rolling its eyes.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/24/2025 | Author: Frank Olito
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