Pixel Watch Knows Nun’s Farts, But Can It Save Your Soul?
Google’s latest Wear OS update just turned your wrist into a bizarre pastry encyclopedia thanks to Gemini Assistant. As our brave author got 'acquainted with Gemini' on their Pixel Watch, it casually dropped a pastry called 'nun's farts' when asked for silly names. Summing up the vibe: 'I'm just getting acquainted... when it tells me that there's a kind of pastry called "nun's farts".' Because what Greater Wear OS purpose than teaching toddlers about convent flatulence? Brilliant, yet a little unsettling, our love-hate relationship with AI on our wrists is off to an explosively hilarious start.
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(1 of 3)Got a Pixel Watch with Gemini Assistant? Congratulations, you're now just one wrist-gesture away from learning about nun farts. Because God forbid your kid's pastry education should lack ecclesiastical gas references.
Great, now my watch thinks my kid’s dessert questions need answers involving "nun's farts." Next up: meditation apps that teach you to pray for better digestion.
Asking my Pixel Watch for pastries and getting 'nun's farts' feels like the most wholesome Deliver Us From Evil situation ever invited by AI.
Source: Theverge | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Allison Johnson
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