Brick: Because Your Brain Is Buffering IRL
When your spouse says 'We need to talk' but really means 'Your attention span is dead,' it's time to admit your mind's gone AFK. With a kindly reprimand about missing a TV question repeated thrice, the marriage intervention kicked off. The author confessed 'I hadn't heard them. At all.' Enter Brick, the app attempting to patch that eroded focus, because apparently zoning out like a zombie doomscrolling isnât 'quality time.' As they put it, âFixing my eroded attention span has been a journey. Brick has sort of helped.â Spoiler: Itâs a start, like a participation trophy for your brain.
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When you literally canât hear your spouse because your brainâs too busy bufferingâBrickâs here to rescue your user experience IRL. Spoiler: Itâs less 'Mindfulness' and more 'Mind-Full-of-WTF.'
Attention span so shattered even Netflix gave up repeating the question thrice. Brickâs like training wheels for brain zombies desperately seeking upgrade.
Proof your brain's on 0% battery: spouse repeats a question THREE times and still no lifeline. Brick app: because who needs actual conversations?
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: Victoria Song
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