Brick: Because Your Brain Is Buffering IRL
When your spouse says 'We need to talk' but really means 'Your attention span is dead,' it's time to admit your mind's gone AFK. With a kindly reprimand about missing a TV question repeated thrice, the marriage intervention kicked off. The author confessed 'I hadn't heard them. At all.' Enter Brick, the app attempting to patch that eroded focus, because apparently zoning out like a zombie doomscrolling isnāt 'quality time.' As they put it, āFixing my eroded attention span has been a journey. Brick has sort of helped.ā Spoiler: Itās a start, like a participation trophy for your brain.
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When you literally canāt hear your spouse because your brainās too busy bufferingāBrickās here to rescue your user experience IRL. Spoiler: Itās less 'Mindfulness' and more 'Mind-Full-of-WTF.'
Attention span so shattered even Netflix gave up repeating the question thrice. Brickās like training wheels for brain zombies desperately seeking upgrade.
Proof your brain's on 0% battery: spouse repeats a question THREE times and still no lifeline. Brick app: because who needs actual conversations?
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: Victoria Song
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