Dunkin's 16 Doughnuts: Blueberry Disaster to Chocolate Savior
In an epic Queens quest, Ted Berg ranked 16 Dunkin' doughnuts from 'Why?' to 'Yum!' Founders dropped 'Donuts' in 2019 but still churn up sugary suspects at 14,000+ worldwide locations, under Arbyâs-owning Inspire Brands. His least favorite was the glazed blueberry doughnut, tasting like budget Hostess mini muffins with an aftertaste to haunt nightmares. Apple-crumb? Overloaded on vanilla icing, apple pie nostalgia gone wrong. Vanilla-creme doughnut was a powdered Twinkie imposter, while the strawberry frosted sprinkles lost clout with a 4-year-old taste-test panel. Surprisingly, coconut doughnut rose from office stale status to mildly interesting, and the chocolate-frosted sprinkle doughnutâthe unexpected heroâactually had cocoa and wasnât a sugar bomb disaster. Sâmores doughnut tried too hard; graham cracker crumbs barely registered. So, if you were hoping for a doughnut enlightenment, prepare for a sugar-induced identity crisis.
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Turns out Dunkinâs blueberry doughnut tastes like an existential crisis wrapped in artificial flavor. Meanwhile, office-goers keep ignoring coconut doughnuts like theyâre bad emails nobody wants, until dessert intervention strikes.
Who knew the apocalypse would smell like glazed blueberry and thick vanilla icing? Dunkinâs doughnuts confirmed: sugar highs can also be sugar whys.
Dunkinâs apple-crumb doughnut is like that one friend whoâs fun at first then smothers you with too much enthusiasm, aka vanilla icing overload.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/31/2025 | Author: Ted Berg
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