Trader Joeās Wraps Ranked: Tuna Salad Wrap Cries $5.49 Tears
Erin McDowell methodically demolished nine Trader Joe's wraps in Brooklyn, from the $5.49 wheat tortilla 'tuna salad wrap' so bland it could double as a sleep aid, to an Italian-style wrap packing ham, Genoa salami, and a confusing mustard dip that felt like flavor roulette at $4.99. Vegetarian fans got a $4.99 hummus veggie wrap thatās fresh but barely lunch-sized, leaving you more hungry than a Netflix binge after calling it quits. The star? A grilled pesto chicken wrap with ricotta, feta, and sundried tomatoes that glided into the lunchbox hall of fame, pesto drizzled like the crown jewel at $5.49āa true mid-pack hero from the heart of Brooklyn's Trader Joe's sanctuary.
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Trader Joeās tuna salad wrap charges $5.49 for existential crisis in a wheat tortilla. Itās like your flavor ran off and left a note saying 'try celery'. Wrap gameās only saving grace? Pesto chicken throwing a cheese party on your palate.
Tuna salad wrap costs $5.49 to taste like your attempts at being an adultāunderseasoned, confused, and desperately needing crunchy celery intervention.
Trader Joeās wraps prove the real office lunch struggle: finding something affordable that doesn't taste like a sad flavor Kickstarter that failed its goal.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 11/3/2025 | Author: Erin McDowell
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