Woman Pays $39 To Ride Floating Lounge, Calls It âPerfectâ
Michele Herrmann decided that spending $39 on a two-and-a-half-hour round-trip ferry ride from Bridgeport, Connecticut, to Port Jefferson, New York, was the perfect way to soak up a sunny Sunday. She said the ride had 'plenty of seating,' a cafĂ© with '$6 French toast sticks,' and a lounge with 'large windows' that conveniently blocked the uninvited wind she avoided by staying inside â because apparently, nature wasnât part of the deal. After wandering a village full of 'cute little shops' and indulging in 'Italian pastries' and ramen, she crowned it a 'perfect summer day trip,' proving you can pay for nostalgia and carbs all in one ticket.
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Paid $39 to escape real life on a ferry, got bombarded by wind instead. 10/10 would dodge outdoor breeze, binge snacks, and judge sailboats again.
Why drive when you can pay to pretend you're in a fancy Cracker Barrel, but on water, with $6 French toast sticks as the only thing guaranteeing you didnât waste your time?
The only thing choppier than the water was the snack menu prices. Someone call the coast guard, French toast sticks need rescuing from $6 hell.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Michele Herrmann
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