Twins Born 45 Minutes Apart Refuse $119 DNA Drama
Angela Yazbek was gearing up for round three on the pregnancy joyride when her belly bypassed the beginner level and looked five months swollen at just 11 weeks. An ultrasound shocker revealed not one, but two indie head starters named Lucas and Callum, arriving at 34 weeks, 5 pounds each, looking like preemie clones. Turns out, the placentas' twin-talk led her to assume fraternal, until Google dropped a 33% monozygotic twist that can fraud your placenta loyalty. Now, 23, these 6' doppelgangers shrug off a $119 cheek swab like it's a telemarketing call, proving sometimes knowing isnât winning â and mustaches are the ultimate ID.
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Twins born 45 minutes apart still confuse everyone but refuse a $119 DNA test like itâs a bad sequel nobody asked for. Spoiler alert: Mustaches solve identity crises better than science.
When your twins are so alike people confuse them their mom spends adulthood wondering if $119 will answer the age-old 'Are they twins or twins?' question. Spoiler: It wonât, but the mustache might.
Imagine raising twins so identical even ultrasounds needed a double-check, only for your kids to treat DNA tests like spam calls. The real miracle? They coordinated nature's call down to the minute at 8:25 AM sharp.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/4/2025 | Author: Angela Yazbek
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