Miami $100 Airbnb Tiny Home Shrinks Dreams, Not Bed
In a surprising 2021 Miami escapade, Joey Hadden cozied up in a 250-square-foot tiny home Airbnb nestled below legendary 100-year-old oak treesâbecause nothing says âluxury vacationâ like pretending youâre a squirrel on a budget. For $100 a night, Joey discovered a queen-sized mattress, a kitchen cramped enough to challenge Tetris players, and storage crates masquerading as chic dĂ©cor. The bathroom was accessed via a sliding barn door (because swinging doors apparently ate all the space), and instead of a closet door, there was a curtain, presumably to keep the feng shui flowing and burglars guessing. After two nights, Joeyâs verdict? Tiny homes might actually trap you in less floor space but flood your soul with enough natural light and mad storage hacks to make you reconsider your full-sized life choices.
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Staying in a $100 Miami tiny home made me realize lifeâs more bearable when your queen bed threatens to consume the whole house like a polite but passive-aggressive monarch.
Nothing like living in a 250-square-foot tiny home to finally appreciate why everyone else needs a garage just for their debt.
Miamiâs tiny homes: shrinking your living space but expanding your Instagram aesthetic and crippling your freedom to hoard useless stuff.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/17/2025 | Author: Joey Hadden
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