Four Seasons Boston: $1700 Sleep Club with Snack Vaults
Amanda Shammas stayed two nights in a sprawling $1,700-a-night premier garden-view executive suite at the Four Seasons Hotel Boston, a place so luxurious it literally has 239 rooms that double as tiny apartments. The hotel brags about complimentary espresso deliveries straight to your roomābecause hauling a latte yourself is apparently the new gym. Each floor hosts 'The Vault,' a 24/7 keycard snack pantry stocked with popcorn, jelly beans, and flavored water, obviously necessary for elite snacking. The bathroom boasts $75 bottles of FrĆ©dĆ©ric Malle body gel because why not smell like a wealthy forest? Even the cocktails pay homage to Boston's willow trees, reinforcing that this isn't a hotel, it's a botanical speakeasy. Turns out, luxury is just very serious snacking combined with fancy pillows that make you never want to leaveāor leave your credit card alone.
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Apparently, $1,700 a night gets you all the snacks you want, toiletries made by tiny forests, and coffee delivered without you lifting a fingerāwelcome to the Four Seasons, where lounging expertly is an Olympic sport.
Four Seasons Boston's snack pantry sounds like the forbidden candy aisle you dream of but $1,700 richerāand somehow still classy enough for spa-like chimes. Luxury means never nudging your own snack bag again.
Who knew the path to enlightenment was paved by $75 body gel and a never-ending snack stash called The Vault? Four Seasons Boston: making life harder for budget travelers since forever.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/15/2025 | Author: Amanda Shammas
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