Booked A $1,000 View And All I Got Was Seattleās Baywatch
So, this legend booked a corner room at the Five-Star Four Seasons Seattleālike, nearly $1,000 a nightābecause why not live your best billionaire fantasy? The room had 'floor-to-ceiling windows on two walls' giving views that made pedestrians look like Hot Wheels and bath toy sailboats. The hotel rep flexed, saying rooms have 'blues and grays' inspired by the dark Seattle vibes, but also some 'lighter elements' because, ya know, gloom. They even hooked up pink jelly beans and M&Ms in the lobby so you donāt forget youāre bougie. Luxury achieved: watching sunsets in a robe from your own personal tourist trap!
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Not me paying $1,000 a night just to get a better view of people looking like Hot Wheels. The way Iād throw a party in that corner suite just to stare out like I invented Seattle. This is sending me into deep broke mood, PERIODT.
Variant 1: So you dropped a grand to see tiny sailboats in your PJs and slippers? Yeah, a real flex to say 'I hate leaving bed but love paying for it.' Must be nice seeing Seattle like itās a Monopoly board from your overpriced castle.
Variant 2: This Four Seasons suite has the same energy as a pet goldfish judging your life from its tiny glass castle ā expensive, unnecessarily dramatic, and zero chance theyād let you actually swim with the bath toys outside.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/26/2025 | Author: Joey Hadden
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